As I mentioned awhile back, when I first started Kages Domain I did a lot of celebrity sex news, and there's a chance one day that I may do that again in a separate blog down the road. Bitching about stupid people with lots of money tends to make one feel better afterwards. It's like sex without any penetration. Maybe more like a handjob.

So far be it for me to mention Lindsay Lohan in this blog again. Lord knows there's a stupid person with some money. Could probably fill up a few pages going on about her situation right now, but I won't. Besides I have more exciting news to report. A better looking woman is going to play her in a porno spoof.

Paulina James, the most recent Blowjob Ninja who I talked about a couple days ago, is slated to play Lohan in a movie entitled Lindsay HoHand ...

... ok, sorry, had to take a break there. THAT's a good one. Normally porno spoofs have really shitty names but that one actually got a laugh out of me.

Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My Fucking Way is the name of the film, and is brought to us by the same producers that brought us similar parodies such as Britney Rears and Not the Bradys XXX (due out September 18th). The movie promises to showcase Paulina James acting out as a sex crazed Lohan, getting into wacky adventures with Hollywood elites, partiers, and even the police that come to arrest her afterwards. Not sure if I'll check it out personally as I'm so sick of anything related to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton at the moment that their very names cause me to cringe, but I've got awhile to see if the effect subsides as it's slated for an October release.

Meanwhile, check out these videos of Paulina James ready to give one of the hottest handjobs I've ever seen courtesy of Tugjobs.